Douche of the Day: Imperial Man Seeks Hot Escort for DJ Pauly D; Must Have T&A

by

comment
Have you heard? DJ Pauly D from Jersey Shore is coming town. He's playing Friday at Europe Night Club on Washington Avenue and one car-less and lonely man from Imperial is in desperate need for a date to the show.

Here's his plea as as advertised on Craigslist:
 
CLICK IMAGE FOR LARGER VIEW.
  • Click image for larger view.
Good luck, ladies. An offer this sweet doesn't come around often.

Riverfront Times works for you, and your support is essential.

Our small but mighty local team works tirelessly to bring you high-quality, uncensored news and cultural coverage of St. Louis and beyond.

Unlike many newspapers, ours is free – and we'd like to keep it that way, because we believe, now more than ever, everyone deserves access to accurate, independent coverage of their community.

Whether it's a one-time acknowledgement of this article or an ongoing pledge, your support helps keep St. Louis' true free press free.