The tired tools of yesteryear's kidnappers, which apparently some still find effective
all you got, you pathetic cliché of a slimeball?
From KTVI Fox2now (Channel 2)
: Yesterday morning just before 9 a.m., a little boy scurried inside Avery Elementary School
with something urgent to report to teachers: a silver four-door car had just driven by, and a dark-haired and bearded white man inside asked him if he wanted some candy.
The kid wasn't hurt, and the principal warned all the parents, and everything's fine yah yah yah but WAIT A MINUTE. Do you want some candy?
You are effing kidding me.
Congrats, rook: You have somehow managed to debase even further the reputation of unshaven kidnappers everywhere. Question 1: Is there a way you could've put in less
effort in plying your trade? Question 2: Maybe you just had the Monday "blahs"? Question 3: Has that approach worked for you before, ever? If so, was it after 1957?