"I Was Wondering Why All the Birds Are, Like, Dying": 911 Calls From Beebe, Arkansas



It's still unclear why several thousand birds fell from the sky over Beebe, Arkansas, on New Year's Eve and whether this is, indeed, an early sign of the impending apocalypse. Mysterious bird deaths have now been reported in Sweden and Louisiana and, adding to the sense of doom, millions of fish were found belly-up in Chesapeake Bay and off the coasts of Brazil and New Zealand. (To make this all even freakier, the New Zealand fish were missing their eyes.)

These things are all unreleated -- probably -- but, for your conspiracy-fueling enjoyment, the Beebe 911 dispatcher has released the tapes that started it all.