Get a load-a this piece of ass. PUN!
A lady out in Caseyville, Illinois has taken in a stray donkey
, but can't afford to feed or "geld" (meaning "de-bro-ify") him. So "Hobo" the donkey needs a new owner.Note: Hobo is truly a donkey. Daily RFT, fearing a bait-and-switch, was concerned he might've been an actual hobo.
What would you be getting yourself into by adopting this ass? The woman tells the Belleville News-Democrat
"He gets along well with my horses," she said. "In fact, he may have bred with them." The product of that union would be a mule.
Revision of headline: "Free Horny
Donkey, If You Want It; He
Certainly Does; And That's a Joke About Donkey Lovin'"