"Keep your low-buget bitch ass out the glitz pagants": Another Week in Missed Connections

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Each week, we scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye recently.

Wow.  (Glossary: "flippers" = fake teeth; "glitz pageant" = kid's pageant in which make-up and adult clothing are allowed.)

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Forbidden family fruit!
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Woof.
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Let's be creepy in a van together!
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