The Onion Takes on St. Louis' "Most Dangerous City" Moniker


Here at Daily RFT, we've long held that one or two of the contributors at The Onion must be from St. Louis. Today we're saying the same. I mean, how else would someone know that our zoo smells and our river is muddy?

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