You'll put somebody's eye out! (or go to jail you silly hoosier)
This past week, two adults and five juveniles were rounded up in Caruthersville
(down in the bootheel) for going on a pair of BB-gun shooting sprees about a month ago.
-- 20 windows of vehicles, shot out
-- 2 windows on homes, shot out
-- 1 walking female, unhurt
Check out the full, ridiculous story at The Sikeston Standard Democrat