Basketball legend John Salley
has been sharing some pretty wild stories of his NBA days with listeners of his podcast Spider and the Henchman
. Last week the story involved a visit to an East St. Louis strip club with the stand-up comedians (and brothers) Joe and Guy Torry.
The club, says Sally, was something of an underground joint -- "I don't even think they allowed white people in the place" -- where the men were confronted by a big-bottomed stripper who proceeded to grind her rump on Guy Torry's white sweatshirt.
We'll let you imagine the conclusion to the
tale. Or, if you must, check out Deadspin
for all the dirty, stinkin' details.