It's probably only a matter of time before The Rod Blagojevich Story comes to a basic cable channel near you. (But will it star the man himself? Wearing his own wardrobe? Now that would be worth watching.) But the Blago scandal has already been filmed, sort of. Behold this CGI animated version, with all the highlights, including that time Patti ate a tarantula, though lacking some of the profanity. Even so, this thing is fucking golden.