Blago Uncensored Ring Tones -- Now with F-Bombs!



Several weeks ago, an Illinois newspaper offered free Blagojevich ringtones so that online readers could enjoy Blago's "profanity-laced tirades" on incoming calls. We liked the idea.

However, we didn't like that they'd bleeped out all the profanity from the "profanity-laced tirades." (We know daily papers have to be family-friendly and all, but c'mon: This is Rod Fucking Blagojevich!) So we decided to cut our own Blago ringtones and embrace the profane.

In addition to the MP3 file (click to play), we've also included the M4R file for iPhone users (mac users control-click, download).

1. Thirteen-percent
Only thirteen-percent of y'all out there think I'm doing a good job, so fuck all of you!
Blago 13%.m4r          Blago 13%.mp3

2. FU

You know...they're all fucking me...all these national fuckers, fuck you!


Blago F' You.m4r          Blago F' You.mp3


3. The Effin' Family

You know...fucking Bill Knapp and fucking Fred, and all these fucking consultants who I listened to at the expense of my fucking family.

Blago F'n Family.m4r          Blago F'n Family.mp3


4. Grandma's Bus Ride

I fucking busted my ass and pissed people off and I gave your grandmother a free fucking ride on a bus.


Blago Grandma Bus Ride.m4r          Blago Grandma Bus Ride.mp3

5. Upward Trajectory

And finally, for the understatement of the year: My upward trajectory is fucking stalled if not fucking terminally wounded. 

Blago Upward Trajectory.m4r          Blago Upward Trajectory.mp3

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