Purple Prose: How to Fart on a Date

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This week's Riverfront Times' Purple Prose comes from the book, "The Complete Worst-Case Scenario Survival Guide: Man Skills."



Bonus! See a diagram of how to squeeze out a stinker after the jump!

THE COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO SURVIVAL HANDBOOK: MAN SKILLS (P. 182)
  • The Complete Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills (p. 182)

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