Onion Lampoons Mike Martz's "High Powered Offense"


A frustrated Mike Martz.
  • A frustrated Mike Martz.
Former St. Louis Rams head coach is having some trouble installing his offense with the Chicago Bears, reports The Onion.

Per the magazine:
Bears players and coaches spent their first day of training camp Monday waiting for new offensive coordinator Mike Martz to install their much-anticipated high-powered offense, a system Martz originally claimed he would have up and running "right away." ... At press time, head coach Lovie Smith had been on hold with Martz for the past three hours.
Read entire article, with QB Jay Cutler complaining of Martz's "unhelpful" technical staff, here.


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