Who's the Dick Hanging Out at the UMSL Computer Lab?

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Is that what I think it is?
  • Is that what I think it is?
Or rather, whose dick was that hanging out at the UMSL computer lab?

As KSDK reports, a female student was using the computer lab yesterday afternoon at the school's Millennium Student Center when she felt something rub across her lower back. That something was reportedly an exposed penis.

The woman tells UMSL police that she turned around to witness a man standing behind her with his unit pulled from his unzipped pants. He was breathing heavily.

The suspect then made off down a nearby escalator. He is described as a black male, age 20-25, standing about 5'5" with a mustache. No description on the man's genitalia.
 
Authorities are asking anyone with information to call campus police at 314-516-5155.

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