On it, Hayn provides a tour of modifications to strengthen his matte black 1985 Dodge Ram pickup. The front sports a brawny steel brush guard, extra lights and a warning: "Beware of flying deer parts."Click here to read the whole story.
Hayn shows cobweb-shaped guards over his windows and explains they are to keep "the deer from comin' in on you." Several dozen painted deer silhouettes march down the side of the truck to, Hayn says, mark his kills.
The video, shot through the windshield, goes on to show impact after impact in black-and-white clips shot with what Hayn says was a night-vision camera. The driver swerves to hit adults and fawns, or just barrels straight into them.
In some instances, he maneuvers or brakes to miss them. The shots are interspersed with skits that even Fanning called "hokey-dokey." One shows a dead deer's muzzle coated with white powder as Hayn delivers an anti-drug message. In another, a lighted cigarette burns in a dead deer's mouth while Hayn cautions against the dangers of smoking.
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