Cute Homeless Girls, Pornstar Lookalikes & Flashers: Last Week in Missed Connections

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Each week, we scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye recently.


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  • Maybe she's on Facebook!
LEAST LIKELY TO GET A RESPONSE:

homeless girl - m4w - 40 - (gravois rd)
hit me back i said to you why dont you cum live with me you smiled .what was i driving in by the way you where cute blonde

FLIRTING TECHNIQUE #54: JUST FLASH 'EM AND HOPE FOR THE BEST:

Do you want to see it again? - m4w - 36 - (Fenton)
I showed it to you. You and your friend were leaving, But you said maybe later. You didn't get my number. I can still please both of you. I have this big thing and my tongue that can move a mile a minute.


IF SHE GETS THE REFERENCE, TRUST ME, SHE'LL FEEL FLATTERED:

Claire Dames look-a-like downtown - m4w - 33 - (St.L)
Not the skinny ass chick, the pornstar. I nearly got hit my a bus checking you out!

PATHETIC? YOU?

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SEXY women at Dierbergs and Target - m4w - 35 - (O'Fallon, IL)
My work has me in these stores all the time. I am an account manager and constantly checking inventory there. I see, talk and make eye contact with SOOO many beautiful women throughout the week. Some are clearly housewives. Some are MILFS. Some are Cougars. Some just look like nice down-to-earth people. It would be very unprofessional for me to be so forward while I'm on duty, so I ask: WHY DO WOMEN FROM THIS AREA NOT LOOK ON CRAIGSLIST??

LOL. Ok, that sounded pathetic, but seriously, if you're one of these women, I hope you see this. Thanks.

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