Nearly all human survival needs are covered by Groupon. You can get your daily nutritional content with a restaurant Groupon, and then immediately have a Groupon-accepting dentist floss that meal's remains from your teeth. You can fortify your aortas with a Pilates deal, and protect yourself against rampaging hamburglars with a self-defense class.The only problem appears to be that they don't give you cash for things like leaving tips at restaurants. This is where the Groupon social network, plus your own cleverness and resourcefulness come into play, or at least your ability to beg. Though we're sure if you hang out on a street corner in that Groupon suit long enough, some sucker will slip you a dollar bill.
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