Hot on the, er, heels of Greg Oden
admitting he is indeed the man depicted in recently published nude photos
, Choire Sicha
and The Awl
has his complete rundown of more athlete dick pics
than you can shake a stick at. (So to speak.)
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, they're all here: Visanthe Shiancoe
(who gets a B-, by the way), Santonio Holmes
, Chris Cooley
, Grady Sizemore
, and Oden himself.
My fave may be Sicha's review of Mr. Sizemore's foul (fair?) pole:
"Look at the way he gestures and fronts his unit! These are the self-portraits of a terrible, terrible narcissist. I do not know Grady Sizemore but if he had sent these pictures to me, I would be simultaneously enthralled and repulsed. He is the very definition of the groovy hate fuck (trademark Pussy Galore)."
Go on, you know you want to check it out. I promise, I won't think any less of you.