The Compendium of Sporting Dong


Hot on the, er, heels of Greg Oden admitting he is indeed the man depicted in recently published nude photos, Choire Sicha of Deadspin and The Awl has his complete rundown of more athlete dick pics than you can shake a stick at. (So to speak.)  Yes, ladies and gentlemen, they're all here: Visanthe Shiancoe (who gets a B-, by the way), Santonio Holmes, Chris Cooley, Grady Sizemore, and Oden himself. 

My fave may be Sicha's review of Mr. Sizemore's foul (fair?) pole: 

"Look at the way he gestures and fronts his unit! These are the self-portraits of a terrible, terrible narcissist. I do not know Grady Sizemore but if he had sent these pictures to me, I would be simultaneously enthralled and repulsed. He is the very definition of the groovy hate fuck (trademark Pussy Galore)."

Go on, you know you want to check it out. I promise, I won't think any less of you. 

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