In one of the most critical elections in recent history, a plurality of the two million netizens casting a ballot in People
's "Best of 2009" online poll
chose Dustin Moyer
of Ashland, Missouri
as the "Sexiest Dad Alive."
Moyer, 26, was competing in the "Real People" section of the contest. As opposed to the contest exclusively for celebrities, who frankly have become so impressive they are not real
Moyer's wife told
the Columbia Daily Tribune
that her husband, a police officer at the University of Missouri
, is sexy because he puts his wife and son first. Hmm. We might call that admirable, responsible, selfless or good. But does it make us want to slip into something more comfortable and whip out the strawberries?
wear a uniform...