Mizzou Cop Wins "Sexiest Dad Alive" in People Magazine's Online Poll


  • people.com/people/package/bestof2009
In one of the most critical elections in recent history, a plurality of the two million netizens casting a ballot in People's "Best of 2009" online poll chose Dustin Moyer of Ashland, Missouri as the "Sexiest Dad Alive."

Moyer, 26, was competing in the "Real People" section of the contest. As opposed to the contest exclusively for celebrities, who frankly have become so impressive they are not real.

Moyer's wife told the Columbia Daily Tribune that her husband, a police officer at the University of Missouri, is sexy because he puts his wife and son first. Hmm. We might call that admirable, responsible, selfless or good. But does it make us want to slip into something more comfortable and whip out the strawberries?

No...although....he does wear a uniform...


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