Get Your Tactical Pants On!

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Ladies and gentlemen, Unreal is proud to announce St. Louis' newest online retailer: tacticalpants.com.

What are tactical pants, you ask? Why they're those glorified cargo pants fancied by cops, park rangers, SWAT teams and sweaty IT professionals with lots of pockets to hold all their stuff.

According to a press release that ducked, rolled and drop-kicked its way across Unreal's desk today like some kind of torso-less action hero, the Chesterfield-based tacticalpants.com is "set to become the No. 1 online destination for tactical trousers."

So why tactical pants? Why now?

Our guess? Because www.parachute-pants.com is already taken.

P.S. Of course tacticalpants.com has a blog. Click the following link for all the "behind the seams" details.


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