Christmas Ornament Features Albert Pujols Bracing for Tremendous Bowel Movement


The eBay advertisement states that the ornament is of Pujols "fielding" a play at first base. But c'mon, what's it look like he's doing?


P.S. A tip of the toilet seat to First Cuts.


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