Incredibly Creepy Secret-Admirer/Stalker Posts on craisglist Missed Connections


Each week, we scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye recently.

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The things that i could never tell you - w4m - (Maryland Heights)

When I make love to my husband I see your face....every single time.

asains ladies - m4w - 49 - (south city)

want to be a mis connection. wheres the lovely asain girls at ?im white

Let me help find your lost friends/loved ones - 35 - (Wood River, Illinois)

I can help find your lost friends/loved ones for a small fee. I only charge if I get the results(which I usually do) Email me here with the last known name, age, address, school, etc of the person to search for.

New Moon midnight showing - m4w - 27 - (Saint Louis, MO)

I sat behind you at the midnight showing of New Moon the other night. Me: 6 foot, dark hair, long nails, mysterious. You: straight long blond hair, full ruby lips, you were wearing black cargo pants and a twilight hoodie. As your hair draped down behind your sear i just had to hold it and smell it deeply(pantene.great choice). I don't remember much of the money but I will awlays remember the smell and texture of your hair. The way you sound when you whisper and laugh. After the movie I followed you and your friends to Denny's. I waited outside in my car so I could watch you eat and smile. I followed you home and made sure you got there safely. I noticed you left your car unlocked so I went to have a look into your life. I can tell by looking in your car that we have a lot in common. If you want your dash ornaments back you will have to meet me and we can have a great time getting to know each other. "grin"

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