Trailer Park Head and Tight-Ass Jeans: Another Week in craigslist Missed Connections


Each week, we scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye recently.
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expecting your child - w4m - 35 - (your house)

Get off the computer and get in bed...nobody's looking for you, so give it up. You are stuck with what you got.

adam why you gotta look so tight in 'em jeans - w4m - (next to glendirella)

adam why you gotta look so tight in 'em jeans
if i were a paper factory i'd have a bulge in my reams
wanna slap some maple syrup on your nipples and cream
all over you and 'em tight ass jeans!

girl with good head - (elm point trailor park)
been thru the park a few times the blo job you gave me wasnt half bad it itched for a few weeks afterward you think you could give me afree one tis time the doctor cost me hunerd bucks will cruze thru to see if i find you for another one

To a girl named Desislava - m4w - (Edwardsville)

I want you to have my babies. Email me.

oh shit i am falling for you -

i don't want to, i don't want to!