"I Probably Gave You Herpes....Sorry." Another Week in craigslist Missed Connections


Each week, we scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye recently.

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the hot hitchhiker on 141 - m4w - 30 - (big bend)
To the hot chick i picked up in the rain friday evening. did you get things worked out with your husband? we had a great time at my house waiting for your friend to come get you. we finished just in time. btw get yourself checked out. i probably gave you herpes... sorry.

You are my professor - w4m -
I've been in your M-W-F class for six weeks now. Can you GET any hotter? So many theories come to mind...

professor at Wash - m4m -
hi, you are professor I met you in CWE twice and you sucked my cock. I want to get with you again, if you read this please answer me.

Blink 182 show -- Missing the back of your phone? - m4w - 23 - (Riverport)
I came across the back/battery cover of a cell phone at the Blink 182 show when I was looking around in the grass hoping to find money. If you are missing the back of your shitty cell phone I have it and I can return it to you. It would be awesome if you are beautiful girl over the age of 21 who likes super average dudes. Most likely you are shit head 15 year old because you have a Pantech cell phone and I think you either have to buy those from 711 or be on meth. Anyway if you want this shit back I have it.

Not since my cheerleader girlfriend dumped me in my junior year of high school because I got kicked off the varsity football team for smoking pot, have I been so distraught emotionally. I take it all back babe... I've come to the conclusion that I should "imply" by "inferring" that I am in love with you. I think I knew that the very first moment I set eyes on you.

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