What Do Pirates and Pimps Have in Common?

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They both say "Yo Ho!"

Yup, it's that time of year again: Tomorrow is the annual Talk Like A Pirate Day.

In accordance, the good people of Wentzville are hosting a festival, dressing up like Jack Sparrow, telling silly jokes, and pretending that they actually live in Martinique. God bless America.

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