Tuesday, September 15: Calendar Pimp Suggests




Every single Blues highlight clip on YouTube, whether for individual players or the team as a whole, is set to the worst music in the world. I have never heard so much 311 in my life, and I lived through the summer of "Down." The above video is no exception, so turn your speakers off. Or leave 'em on and pop your collar with authority.

But don't let that dissuade you from rooting for this team -- they're gonna be a thrill ride this year.