Matarazzi (left) and McClure
The votes are in, and by the narrowest of margins Daily RFT
readers have elected Bridget Matarzzi
and Laura McClure
as their Ass Clown(s) of the Week.
The drunken duo captured 41 percent of last week's vote
for beating up a disabled usher at Busch Stadium.
Second place -- with 38 percent of the vote -- went to Brandon Whitby
Whitby is the man accused of beating his girlfriend's two-year-old son to death last week and hiding heroin and a gun in the child's room.
Other contestants didn't eke out more than 10 percent of the vote. View the credentials and results of all the candidates here
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