The lunch hour was pretty typical on Thursday at the Huck Finn Shopping Center...typical, that is, until police officers who happened to be in the vicinity saw a disconcerting site: A man, dressed in women's clothing, walking across the parking lot in such a manner as to expose his genitalia.
One eye witness described the suspect...[as] dressed in fish net stockings and high heels. "Maybe in the city," she said shaking her head. "But not here."Now wait a second, ye who slander St. Louis. Our city's cross-dressers who go commando and show commando would NEVER wear fishnet stockings before Labor Day. We are NOT heathens.