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Folks: there's a lesson about crime and monkeys we can all learn from Michael and Lisa Shinkle of Buchanan County (near St. Joseph, Missouri).
If you're in the market for pig-tailed macaques, don't get them from monkey-nappers. The hammer of justice will fall on you.
St. Joseph News-Press had the story
, with this incredible headline: "SECOND MONKEY TRIAL AVERTED"