Conversely, give your bouncing baby boy a relatively normal and popular moniker such as Christopher, Robert or Michael, and bingo, they have a higher probability of living out law-abiding lives.
The study, which analyzed more than 15,000 names, was published in Social Science Quarterly. It was done by a Shippensburg University professor named David (another popular name) Kalist, who presumably has a good deal of time on his hands.
"Unpopular names," postulates Kalist, "are likely not the cause of crime," but that factors often associated with those names can "increase the tendency toward juvenile delinquency."
The reason, Kalist goes on to explain, is that boys with unfortunate, girlish or uncommon names more than likely will face the ridicule of peers, often come from families of poorer backgrounds, and face job discrimination in the workforce.
So be a good parent, and name your newborn boy Johnny -- yes, as in Johnny Be Good.