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You could get there quicker by streetcar.
  • You could get there quicker by streetcar.
Fourth Verse:

There came to the gay tenderloin,

A Jay who had money to burn.

The poor simple soul

showed a girlie his roll,

and she said, "For some wine, dear, I yearn."

A bottle and bird right away,

she touched him then said, "I can't stay."

He sighed, "Tell me, sweet,

where can you and I meet?"

And the orchestra started to play.


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