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To all ye Missouri State University
incoming freshmen males hoping to join a frat: enjoy a peaceful summer.
Your soon-to-be brothers might be sizzling your flesh with a cattle iron in a few months.
The Daily RFT
may have been a little slow to pick up on this, but this piece
in the Missouri State student paper, The Standard
, is kind of incredible.