2. Bernie Madoff's
Investment FundPyramid Scheme
3. The Brooklyn Bridge
4. Confederate Greenbacks
5. ChryslerGot a few can't-miss investment ideas of your own better than Ballpark Village? Leave 'em in the Comments thread below.
P.S. Try as we might we couldn't find an image of a two-dollar whore to include in this list. That is, no image that we could share on a family-friendly blog such as Daily RFT.