Worthless Crap and Notorious Scams We'd Invest in Before Buying Ballpark Village Bonds


Renderings of the elusive Ballpark Village - STLOUIS.CARDINALS.MLB.COM
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Radio station KMOX is reporting that the St. Louis Cardinals plan to solicit wealthy St. Louisans to buy bonds to help pay for Ballpark Village.

According to the radio station, the ball club hopes the bonds will raise at least $100 million.

2. Bernie Madoff's Investment Fund Pyramid Scheme

3. The Brooklyn Bridge

4. Confederate Greenbacks

5. Chrysler
Got a few can't-miss investment ideas of your own better than Ballpark Village? Leave 'em in the Comments thread below.

P.S. Try as we might we couldn't find an image of a two-dollar whore to include in this list. That is, no image that we could share on a family-friendly blog such as Daily RFT.

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