Grandma's Nuts -- Taste 'Em This Month at the Botanical Garden

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We realize we're not behaving like adults, but Unreal can't stop wondering about the item below forwarded to us from an alert reader. It's from the Missouri Botanical Garden's event calendar.

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Grandma's Nuts? Makes you wonder what grandpa did to deserve such harsh treatment. Or was grandma once a grandpa?

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Wait we know. The apostrophe "s" is really a contraction of "is" and not a possessive -- as in Grandma Is Nuts. Yeah, that makes sense.

Unreal certainly knows a few grannies that fall into that category. And believe us when we tell you: Their nuts are delicious!

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