Wahoo! Who Wants To Get Married On a Water Slide?


A week or so ago, Unreal heard about a couple who wed on the commuter train where they first met. Wed, as in, got married while the train ran its regular route. With guests in attendance.

Now Unreal finds out that Six Flags out in Eureka is inviting people to tie the knot, or renew their vows, on (or going down?) the park's brand-new Wahoo water slide.


Does that mean marriage is supposed to be kind of like a water-park adventure? Wading in feels all nice and wet at first...till you realize you're swimming in someone else's pee and getting warts on your feet...?

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