Take One For the Team You Naughty Lingerie Broker

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It's all over the news wires: The U.S. Better Business Bureau is warning area sexpots not to stuff the coffers of two St. Louis-operated lingerie shops: BadGirlsIntimates and DoxyLingerie.

According to the BBB, Jennifer Lutke Reynolds owns both shops, which operate online.

Hundreds of consumers have complained about forking over cash money and never receiving their "3PC Booty Camp" or "Fishnet Bodystocking" from the cyber-stores.

A poor lady from New Jersey got her "Wench" outfit but not her "Alice in Wonderland" get-up, says the BBB.

Here at Unreal headquarters we were downright depressed about another seemingly well-intentioned business going under in the wake of this announcement.

Then we remembered hearing about this on our sister blog. 

Jennifer Lutke Reynolds, it's time you turned your business around for the betterment of the community!

What do you say you donate some of those cat suits of yours to sponsoring a  Lingerie Football League franchise here in St. Louis? If you do, we'll forgive that whole BBB thing. Hell, we'll even send a photographer to cover the event. Imagine the positive press you'd receive this time!

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