The snarky commenters at Deadspin
are loving this controversy-causing
T-shirt worn by an always-classy Cardinals fan during one of the Cubs games last weekend. Apparently this was allowed to slide while the wearer of a relatively innocuous "Cubs Suck" shirt was forced to turn it inside-out when he entered the stadium.
So far Deadspin's suggestions for new, soon-to-be-best-selling slogans include: "Hancock is my designated driver" and "Rick Ankiel Stole My Neck Brace."
While these are undoubtedly cringe
chuckle worthy, anyone who's browsed the online inventory at Rina Wear
, the Ballwin-based makers of the Zambrano shirt, would hardly bat an eyelash at them.
Rina Wear founder Jeff Michel revels in getting people riled up with his T-shirts (and he was awarded "Best T-Shirts
" in Riverfront Times'
2008 Best Of issue for his efforts).
Here are the five garments (they're available as hoodies too, for cold weather taunting) guaranteed to get you into trouble with a Busch Stadium usher:
Because nothing says pure evil like a cute little baby bear logo.
When in doubt, go for the gay joke
At least it's grammatically correct.
Animal fellatio=funny every time