Craiglist Missed Connections: "Please Look Good, Because I Do"


I've so much to offer you, namely: myself: who wants to meet? - m4w - 37
"Breadco in the Valley, between 3 and 4 today. i will be wearing a green suit. Please look good, because i do. Which one of you ladies is brave enough. Please be 30+"

Let's hope she likes creepy weirdos, too: Sexy Bowling Girl - m4w - 40
"Saw you bowling at Moolah on Friday.............. You handled those balls so well....................... I had to watch you the whole night from around the corner................ You have dark hair and eyes and a perfect body. I want a family with you, or just watch Lord of the Rings.............I hope you like Lord of the Rings......."

Wait - this actually worked?: to the guy who yelled "damn!" as i passed (in the car) - w4m
"what color was my car and what kind of car was i driving?" don't really want her to have a great day, do you: Sharla Kay - 26
"Just wanted to get the word out that I don't miss you, in fact, I HATE you. You and my piece of crap husband will be great together. I hope that you lay down at night with him and think about how you ruined the lives of three kids by convicing [sic] that jackass to walk out on us. If you are in fact pregnant, you will end up just the way that we did. When life gets hard he will leave. That is just the kind of super cool person he is!
The two of you deserve each other. I will find out what crappy government apartment and have you turned in for having him live with you, and make sure that you all raise your baby homeless. Have a great day!"

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