Perhaps picking out an NPR
name is not as exciting as figuring out your porn star name, but Unreal thinks that the RFT
should never pass up an opportunity to enhance its journalistic credibility.
This method of renaming was discovered by Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
's Peter Sagal
and broadcast to the world on his Twitter
feed. The rules are thus, as explained
by Linda Holmes on NPR's MonkeySee
Take the first letter of your middle name and insert it anywhere you'd
like in your first name. And then your last name is the smallest
foreign town you've ever visited. Presto: You too can compete with
Korva Coleman, Lakshmi Singh and Mandalit del Barco.
Well, it allows more freedom of expression than the Sarah Palin Name Generator
Since Unreal has no middle name (alas) and doesn't get out much (even worse), we'll settle for renaming our beloved employer.
This has been Unreal, reporting for Rfiver Kinloch