If you were a fan of "Cougar Heaven!"
a hard-hitting piece of journalism exploring every last nook and cranny of cougar-dom right here in St. Louis
and published in this paper by Unreal last summer, take that sweaty palm off your computer mouse and get a grip on your remote control. The cougars. Have come. To television.
Tonight is the world premiere of The Cougar
, a new reality-TV show that aims to knock your undies off.
Courtesy of The Bachelor
creator, hosted by Vivica A. Fox
(a fine piece of middle-aged ass herself), the show follows blond and bronzed Stacey
, a 40-year-old mother of four and commercial real estate broker from Scottsdale, Arizona, as she chooses a mate from a pool of horny 20-somethings.
You'd think Scottsdale would be rife with rich, eligible bachelors in their 40s and 50s...
Which means Stacey-from-Scottsdale must be the perfect coug -- really, truly excited by the dangers that come with pork-ing the stuffing out of a 23-year-old, emotionally-unavailable UPS driver.
Unreal checked out some of the candidates via this here photo gallery
. With names like Bodie
, the brood of young studs promises to give the old broad a run for her K-Y.
Watch tonight at 9 p.m. central
on TV Land
(believe that's Channel 70 on Charter
), and let Unreal know what you think.