Rat Tails and Protection Orders...Another Week of Craigslist Misssed Connections


Each Monday, we scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye this week.

  • flickr.com/photos/elliotleuthold
  • Rat tails.
Rattail = confidence: red-headed male w/ rattail at blueberry hill Fri night - w4m - 23
hey so like im kinda new to this lol but i saw a guy at blue hill on the loop the other night who had a great rattail and reddish hair. [...]not sure if the rattail was real or not but it showed confidence. anyways he was with a friend who also had a rattail but i wasnt into that guy.[...]

Don't get hung-up on details: so I got the herps..........get over it! - 44
because everything I know about you I adore!

The correct answer is, "A Dirty Old Man": I "kinda" work with you.. - m4w - 30 
I see you often, we conversate alot ,we even flirt, your deff. younger than me, and i always talk about your amazing ass! who am I ?

Here's an excerpt, but you should really read the entirety of this post: thank you - 36
"[...]Ask fuddy duddy how he liked it when he discovered a nice pile in the front seat of his car you cheatin bitch. do you like what i did to the bushes of what used to be our home but now it is nothing more than a whore house to me as you are a whore an you live in that house!!! i was careful not to catch the house on fire when i set the bushes on fire. i want you to know that just because i set the bushes on fire an shit on the hood of MY car was (in my opion) no reason to get an order of protection against me. do you realise how embaressed i was when the cops served me the papers at church??[...]"

Haiku of the week: minny - m4w
"he still stands at the top of the steps and wants you to get up don't forget him"


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