Ah 'twas a lovely piss-up on St. Paddy's Day in Dogtown! Ground zero lay on Tamm Avenue
between West Park and Victoria. 1:52 p.m.
Barbecue smoke and beer breath beckon from the side streets, then behold: a milling mob o' green!
Honoring Ireland's mullet heritage
Loud-speakers are blasting the traditional Irish folk tunes, "Livin' on
a Prayer" by Jon McBon Jovi, and "Sweet Home Alabama," by The Brothers
Notable headwear (all green): a curly afro, a fake mullet, derbies with glitter, cowboy hats, top hats, berets (quoi?), and one pair of fuzzy bunny ears.More photos and adventure after the jump...
Across from St. James the Greater church -- perhaps the Irish community's flagship parish -- a small boy is rolling very slowly down a small hill of dead, yellow grass in somebody's side yard. He looks drunk.
2:17 p.m. - 2:43 p.m.
Overheard Quotes from the Crowd Along Tamm:
1) "Chillin' hat! Awesome."
2) "Damn, this weather's too
3) "Tim! Tim! Take your shirt off!" [Tim declines.]
4) "Oh man, those green-haired guys? Watch out."
4) "All I know is, it's all downhill from here."
5) [In line for the Porta-Poddy]: "Dude I got a shitload of green beads, can I trade you for your place in line?" [Respondent declines.] 2:44 p.m
On a sidewalk behind the loudspeakers, another young boy is passed out atop a beer cooler. It could be exhaustion from the bright March sun. Or he's drunk.
These revelers said "Cheeseburger" when photographed
Gazing out at the dark sea, thinking of a sailor...