Hello? Is It Me You're Looking For?: Craigslist Missed Connections, Week of 03/08/09


(Welcome to Hello? Is It Me You're Looking For? Each Monday, we'll scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye this week.)

Candid Proposal from Blueberry Hill's Duck Room: Julie, I don't wanna wait! - m4w - 39
"I don't wanna wait til the next show. I pray to God you see this and feel the same way. I appreciate your situation, but to be perfectly honest, I wish to exploit it."

Most Misleading Post Title: Funny... -
"You come to college, meet some good people, thinking that they're your good friends.
Then one day, they backstab you, and you're at a loss for words.
How do you regain trust in them?
Now I understand why misanthropists exist."

Most Kick-Ass Post Title: My heart rides shotgun in your truck - w4m - 23
"As you traverse the country delivering luxuries to others
My heart will be with you every mile you drive
If you're ever feeling lonely
Or missing me
Remember holding my hand
As we hurtled across the Mississippi

You'll always have my love, whether you deserve it or not."

Three's a Crowd: Ameristar Brush-Off - m4w - 50
"Ashame (sic) you and your hot wife brushed me off. We could of had a GREAT time. I have outstanding stamina and I know how to treat a woman how she should be treated. Maybe next time?"

We're Just Impressed You're Using the Internet: leonard looking for Valery - m4w - 78 
"Still looking for Valery. Friend in the 70's"

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