"He had some stiffness in there about four days ago, and we thought it was best at this point to rest it a little bit."You know, as hard as I try, I just can't silence the thirteen year-old in me who thinks that hearing a guy's ass is sore because he had some stiffness in there a few days back is the funniest thing in the world.
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