Drawn by her curiosity, Nakajima has scheduled a vacation to St. Louis for early March. The trip--which falls on her 18th birthday--reportedly coincides with the American Society of Actuaries' annual convention, a four-day event during which Nakajima hopes to be seduced by "the heavyset man of [her] dreams."Unfortunately, Unreal's attempts to contact Miss Nakajima have so far not panned out. Nor has the "reported" timing of her visit to our fair city: There is no American Society of Actuaries -- hasn't been one since the late 19th century. There is a Society of Actuaries, and the group is holding a convention in March, but it's in Las Vegas.
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