Super Bowl Drunkard Sacks His Daughter

by

comment
Offsides. Offspring. 15 to 20 Years.
  • Offsides. Offspring. 15 to 20 Years.
Ever wonder what the football penalty "illegal motion down field" means? 

Well, here's one possible definition. In what may be the worst case of mistaken identity ever, a man from Jefferson City has been charged with raping his daughter after drinking too much while watching the Super Bowl last Sunday. The 38-year-old said he thought he had climbed into bed with his wife.

According to KCRG (Channel 13) the man awoke to realize he'd had sex with his 13-year-old daughter instead. The man allegedly told the arresting officer, "I did it."

As has been suggested, the man did not, we repeat, did not say "there was grass on the field, so I played."
 

Tags

Support Local Journalism.
Join the Riverfront Times Press Club

Local journalism is information. Information is power. And we believe everyone deserves access to accurate independent coverage of their community and state. Our readers helped us continue this coverage in 2020, and we are so grateful for the support.

Help us keep this coverage going in 2021. Whether it's a one-time acknowledgement of this article or an ongoing membership pledge, your support goes to local-based reporting from our small but mighty team.

Join the Riverfront Times Club for as little as $5 a month.