After blanketing its pages with inauguration coverage for the past week and sending its very own
reporters to Washington D.C., the Post-Dispatch
is ready to cash in.
Hey, if dildo makers can get rich off Obama
, why not the newspaper? To wit, the following offers made their way into my e-mail today.
That's right, ladies and gentlemen. Order now and you can your very own Post-Dispatch
reprints (the one's you pay 75 cents for each day) for a low, low price of $19.95.
But wait! There's more!
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You're a nudist, you say? Well, the Post-Dispatch Store
also sells tote bags. You'll need one since you've got no pockets.