Post-Dispatch Transitions from 'Inauguration Day' to Payday

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After blanketing its pages with inauguration coverage for the past week and sending its very own reporters to Washington D.C., the Post-Dispatch is ready to cash in.

Hey, if dildo makers can get rich off Obama, why not the newspaper? To wit, the following offers made their way into my e-mail today.


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That's right, ladies and gentlemen. Order now and you can your very own Post-Dispatch reprints (the one's you pay 75 cents for each day) for a low, low price of $19.95.

But wait! There's more! 

Call today and you can also get your very own Obama/Post-Dispatch coffee mug! Not a coffee drinker? Do you wear clothing? Well, then how 'bout your very own Obama/Post-Dispatch T-shirt?

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You're a nudist, you say? Well, the Post-Dispatch Store also sells tote bags. You'll need one since you've got no pockets.