Not Your Average Valentine's Special: A Four-Star Mattress

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Nothing says Valentine's Day like a new mattress!

The chic-chic The Ritz-Carlton is apparently making over its entire Clayton property, and just in time for the special February holiday has put up for sale its pre-owned desks, armoires, and yes, double, queen- and king-size *beds*.

Like this one.

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Unreal can just imagine our sweetie's look of pure, unadulterated ecstasy when we reveal this once-in-a-lifetime present on the big Saturday night in February....To think what kinds of magical moments our local royalty and/or out-of-town A-listers could have shared on these luxurious, "pre-owned" springs! 

Photo courtesy of www.craigslist.org.

-Unreal

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