2. Eat less nacho cheese. I've mentioned in this space before that STL eats more processed cheese in any other stadium in the country. And it's beginning to show. Long standing rating methodology has proven that any chick wearing a piece of Cardinals gear automatically gets a +1 on the 10 pt. scale. BUT... if you're starting out as a 2, then, you know, it kind of cancels the whole damn free point you're getting into question really. Get a pretzel. I didn't say you couldn't have a pretzel. But let's tighten it up a little bit people. We're getting sloppy.
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