The Chris Duncan Skanksgiving Live Blog



The above is part of an imagined diary of what tonight may be like for Chris "Dry-Humpin'" Duncan and Tyler Johnson of the Cardinals. Godspeed.

Read more of what may happen tonight over at InsideSTL.

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