Hello? Is It Me You're Looking For?: Best of Craigslist Missed Connections, November 17-23


(Welcome to Hello? Is It Me You're Looking For? Each Monday, we'll scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye this week.)

Pop's rocks. 'Cept in this case: "To the girl caning onstage at Pops (Pops)"
 The girl dancing onstage at Pops. Yes. That thumbs down I gave was for you! You dance like you're having a seizure and your face looks like you got smacked with a baseball bat. We're watching the band. Not your ugly ass. STAY OFF THE STAGE!!!!!

I think Metallica might have also been on this bill. Maybe.
You were in front of me at the DOWN concert in St.Louis.....You are amazing!!!!

The sexy truth is out there...you want to believe: "mulder seeks scully"
it's the x-files, not the sex files but i wouldn't mind making that change. i've never been so turned on by scrapes and bruises and handcrafted tattoos. even director skinner can't stop me from thinking of you 24/7. yr definitely not ...bland.
Wicked game: My downstairs Neighbor - m4m (Tower Grove)
You live downstairs from me in Tower Grove and drive a silver car with a vanity license plate. I really want to get my hands on you but don't want my wife to find out. If you're interested, make the first move. I get hard every time I see you.

Talkin' turkey: N.T, you gave me a free haircut wednesday - m4w - 36 (st peters)
then friday morning i was supposed to come over to perform a service for you because the guy your seeing doesn't tend to your needs...

well you didn't call me like you were supposed to and i dont know when your around your stupid new boyfriend or not so i didn't bother calling you and don't really care to meet him so i didn't 'just come over'. if you want me to start coming around again, being the one whose there for you, doing back flips and shit, lets try something different than all the other times in the past. lets "both" be there for "each other". we've been through alot together and we know each other well enough to be practically married (except you'll never marry me). im having a hard time and i could really use you by my side. we have history on thanksgiving and i would love it if you went with me to my family thing this thanksgiving. i promise the turkey will be turkey and not a duck from forest park. you KNOW who you are so CALL ME!, anyone else who might think it might be you but not quite sure or if anything doesn't make any sense, its probably NOT you.

Bargain Basement: saw you at family dollar(rock road) we use to hook up - m4w - 32 (n county)
Hey we saw each other at the family dollar on th rock road today. remember the fun times we had ,just wondering if you wanted to maybe do it again. you looked surprised to see me. I live in the area now still married . are you still. If your interested again email me.

Cocoon, Part VIII: I used to visit u at the nursing home - m4w - 55 (stl)
tell me what we did behind closed doors?

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